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'Same old, same old.'

Exciting potato bugs.

Daily Routine

Trickle down

Santa Elevator

Foreclosed

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Beached Whales

Business men line up at the police station

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

The cake diet.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

Election

"Same."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"I've been to the office..."

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

'Good luck. That patch is designed to help you stick to your diet.'

Office Cubicle Pallets

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

If life is a journey, mine is on a treadmill.

'Oh, not much. Same old, same old.'

Airlines volunteer to reduce the size of seats to encourage weight loss

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'

"Thanks a lot, Carol! This week was flying by nicely until you reminded me that it's still only Monday."

Deja Vu.

"You sold everything at a loss, but I still charged a commission. Eddie, I told you investing isn't for sissies."

At the tone the time will be 3:15 exactly … at the tone the time will be 3:15 and 10 seconds … at the tone the time will be … Hey! You! Get a life!!!