Monogram Lover Gifts

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Hello job security."

'Must be American.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Hand Sanitiser

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Repossessed Properties.

Shadow

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

Onandonodon

Artemis

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

First Woman on the Moon

Road signs display consecutive alphabet letters R, S, T, and U.

'I live in the high rise.'

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."