Monogram Lover T-Shirts

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Hello job security."

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Must be American.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Hand Sanitiser

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

Repossessed Properties.

Shadow

Artemis

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

Onandonodon

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

Lesser-known phases of the moon. Hey! Rebellious. Why does earth keep staring at me? Awkward. Shy. Immature.

First Woman on the Moon

Road signs display consecutive alphabet letters R, S, T, and U.

'I live in the high rise.'

'I'm leaving you. Not only is the grass greener, but everything else is, too.'