Monogramming Enthusiast Gifts

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Meet the scribe"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Spell checker!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'Very good and to the point.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'Nice graphics.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.