Monogram Enthusiast Pillows

'We were having some trouble getting the alphabet soup out of your sweater until we realized that the 'G' and 'L' was your monogram.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Spot Quiz....

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'Nice graphics.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'