Monogram Enthusiast Mugs

'We were having some trouble getting the alphabet soup out of your sweater until we realized that the 'G' and 'L' was your monogram.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Spot Quiz....

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Nice graphics.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?