Monograms Mugs

"His monogram says it all."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Spell checker!'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Spot Quiz....

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Monk Prompt

Well la de da. . .

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'