Monogram Enthusiasts Pillows

"His monogram says it all."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

You're only as old as you feel!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

Panhandling Pennybags

"I couldn't put it down."

Football anagram: Dead muffin (Answer: Damien Duff.)

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

'I'm sorry, Mr Aaron, but we checked with your school and you only graduated first in your class alphabetically.'

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry I of England

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.

Monarch trapped within his sovreignty

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.