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"His monogram says it all."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

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'I told you. . . H not S!'

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

You're only as old as you feel!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

"I couldn't put it down."

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

"Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

'I'm sorry, Mr Aaron, but we checked with your school and you only graduated first in your class alphabetically.'

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Henry I of England

Queen Elizabeth I

Monarch trapped within his sovreignty

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

Gnomes, one with his own pc.