Monogamy Philosopher Pillows

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

You are cordially invited...

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"If I get married, will that count as a capital gain?"

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

"You'll make a good first wife."

"You take small bites out life, Howard, and chew thoroughly."

Men's Fragrances

"Three. How many times you been married?"

"She asked for a divorce, but I outsmarted her and ran into the next room."

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"Baby it's cold outside..."

"Time has come for me to take a wife."

"Do you, Meredith, better known as Wife Number Three, take this man. . ."

"I always cry at weddings because I'm philosophically opposed to the institution of marriage."

She realized with horror that she had settled for Les.

Woman on a pedestal who married the planning expert.