Monk Pillows

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"Enough yin. More yang."

Trappist talk show.

Well la de da. . .

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"I can't quite remember - Do I ding or dong?"

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"You rang ?"

"OMG"

Confusionism: Why am I here?

"I have reached the higher plane of consciousness and enlightenment."

'Hey! - Are you eating again ALREADY?'

'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'

'It's very inflammed. Why don't you take a vow of silence for a few days?'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Monk at monastery walks by sign ??" In Case of Fire: Break vow of silence.

"Can't you put it on vibrate?"

"You notice how these telephone pitches always come just when you're about to achieve satori?"

"That's the third time today the copier's broken down!"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

Working from OM

'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Prophets are up.

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

"Now I have a question for you."

Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.

Heaven.

"Doesn't pharisee start with a 'ph'?"