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'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He did it for us.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I've never done this before.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'