Money Swimmer Pillows

'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He did it for us.'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I've never done this before.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'