Money-savvy Vigilante Gifts

"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Office of quality assurance"

'I think we may have an income problem.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

'Investments in money funds increased this month on news it TAKES money to MAKE money.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'Borrow 50p? Sorry, I'm staying out of the sub-prime lending market.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

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'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Home schooling recomended

Lone investor in disguise,

Cyclist with Dollar Signs.

A security guard is being filmed by a camera.

'His favorite show is the one about saving money by switching insurance.'

Covidgilantes

"You paid a plumber $572 for 45 minutes of work? That's totally insane!"

'When are you going to get rid of that gas guzzler!'

Neighborhood Watch Anti-Violence Meeting. Be There or Else.