Money-savvy Shoppers Pillows

'As it turns out, going 'green' will gost us a lot of 'green'.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Crisis Buzz.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

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'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Affordable housing

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Low income vampires.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Computers: Come In and Browse.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!