Money-saving Pioneers Pillows

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Fries and kids

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'So, who's first?'

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

How much would you take off for cash?

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'