Money-saving Pioneers T-Shirts

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Fries and kids

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'How much did you save this year?'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'So, who's first?'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Girl holding money.

How much would you take off for cash?

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'