Money-saving Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Take early retirement! It's a great excuse for not helping everyone pay off their damn student loans!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Statue of pound sign

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Do you believe in money at first sight?

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?'

Handing over money.

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.