Money-saving Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Take early retirement! It's a great excuse for not helping everyone pay off their damn student loans!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Statue of pound sign

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Do you believe in money at first sight?

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

Handing over money.

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

"No, no previous experience of working in a bank but I've always loved counting money."