Money-minded Matchmaker Gifts

Looking for gifts for the money-minded matchmaker? Our collection combines clever humor with a love of finance and relationships. Perfect for someone who enjoys blending monetary savvy with matchmaking wit, these products add a fun, personalized touch to their world.

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'I feel that together, we could do some great things!'

'I feel that together, we could do some great things!' mockup

'I feel that together, we could do some great things!'

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows." mockup

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..." mockup

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.' mockup

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya." mockup

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.' mockup

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

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Today's love

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.' mockup

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar, mockup

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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Acme Dating Service

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"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..." mockup

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

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"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match." mockup

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block' mockup

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

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"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!" mockup

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

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Match maker

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"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend." mockup

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

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Sidekick speed matching service.

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"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!" mockup

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

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"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine." mockup

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

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"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?" mockup

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

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Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost." mockup

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

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"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'." mockup

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

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'Are you fit, attractive male...?' mockup

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

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'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?' mockup

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

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"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side." mockup

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

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"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?" mockup

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

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"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby." mockup

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

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"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!" mockup

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

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Money-minded Matchmaker Gifts Collection

Money-minded Matchmaker Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more playful and witty designs perfect for the money-minded matchmaker to start their mornings with a smile.

Money-minded Matchmaker Pillows

Check out our pillows to find a whimsical addition to their cozy space, celebrating their love of money and matchmaking.

Money-minded Matchmaker Prints

Discover vibrant prints that capture the wit and charm of the money-minded matchmaker, adding personality to any room.

Money-minded Matchmaker T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts for more humorous options that suit the fun, smart personality of the money-minded matchmaker.