Money Magpie Pillows

'Is this the 'basket of currencies' I keep hearing about?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Greed.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

The Personal ATM

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'Wait a minute....!

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Snowing Money.