Money Sage Pillows

The Circle.

"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

One way only.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

A wiser and a better man

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Trusting

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Tariff Adjustment

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.