Money Game Players Pillows

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Business is a game.

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

The Tooth Accountant

'Is this the 'basket of currencies' I keep hearing about?'

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

Hoping to soften its image, the IRS devises the singing audit-gram.

Recession tips & taxes

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"If we have any sweet,darling, we can't afford any condoms!"

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'I think I've got tax-bracket claustrophobia.'

'Just when I can make ends meet, you move the ends.'

"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."

When billionaires get depressed. I feel like a million bucks.

Keep/Balance

"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."

'Not bad, but it's pretty messy. What we can do is help you save a nice tidy sum.'

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '