Money Game Players Pillows

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Business is a game.

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

The Tooth Accountant

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

'Is this the 'basket of currencies' I keep hearing about?'

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"If we have any sweet,darling, we can't afford any condoms!"

Recession tips & taxes

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'I think I've got tax-bracket claustrophobia.'

"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."

'Just when I can make ends meet, you move the ends.'

Keep/Balance

"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."

'Not bad, but it's pretty messy. What we can do is help you save a nice tidy sum.'

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '