Financial Gamer Pillows

Business is a game.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

'Till debt do us part...'

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

The Bullish World

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"It covers up all the debt."