Financial Gamer Pillows

Business is a game.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Rubik's ice cube.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

The Use of Cavalry

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Till debt do us part...'

"It covers up all the debt."

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Moving the Goalposts

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"I hope history remembers this differently."

The Bullish World