Financial Role-player Pillows

"Do you take Diners Club?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Business is a game.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

The Bullish World

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

Man with a Plan

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'Your in great shape...'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'