Monastery Philosopher Pillows

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Trappist talk show.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Dear Diary

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

Desert Island Gossipping

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Chipmonks.

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

Cistercian 2000

Halo Theft

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

Have a very calm Christmas

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'