Monasteries T-Shirts

"Don't let it slam."

Big Brother in Monastery.

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

Trappist Monkeys.

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Cable Bill.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

A friar

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Thou Art Here.

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'