Monasteries T-Shirts

"Don't let it slam."

Big Brother in Monastery.

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

Trappist Monkeys.

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Trappist talk show.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Cable Bill.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

Thou Art Here.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

Two friars ringing bells

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

"I hear we went platinum."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."