Joining A Monastic Order T-Shirts

"He's our funksoul brother."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monk Prompt

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Gates of heaven

Trappist talk show.

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

A friar

A frat party at an online university

Thou Art Here.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'