Joining A Monastic Order T-Shirts

"He's our funksoul brother."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Monk Prompt

Gates of heaven

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

A frat party at an online university

A friar

Two friars ringing bells

Thou Art Here.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I hear we went platinum."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!