Mona Lisa Enthusiasts Pillows

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Great Moment in North Pole History