Mona Lisa Fan Pillows

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Early Photobomb

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Mona Lisa Laughs At Viewer

'Her face reminds me of the Mona Lisa, flat and oily.'

"You're sure you're smiling, right?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Shell Fire

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Ariana Grande caricature

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.