Momentum Ponderer T-Shirts

Your Weight $.10. You weight 218 pounds but, oddly enough, you have no momentum.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Idle parts

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Bumper Limos

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'