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'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quark soup

'Thinking about string theory again?'

Schrödinger's cat

Just the job if you can't decide what gender you are.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The Origins of Everything

The Physiciatrist...

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Progress?

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'