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Schrodinger's Black Box

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Idle parts

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Bumper Limos

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'