Physics Ponderer Prints

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Sauce for the Goose

Optimist

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."