Mom's Friends Pillows

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

SALE

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Raised by Dogs