Mole Remover Gifts

While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

A misery of mole hills

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

The Moth Menace.

When moles dream...

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

Mole saving a goal.

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'Long time no see.'

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

Studio for Rent

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

"A baseball cap? Seriously? You look ridiculous wearing that underground..."

Piano Removers.