Mole Remover Mugs

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

A misery of mole hills

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

When moles dream...

The Moth Menace.

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

Mole saving a goal.

'Long time no see.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Studio for Rent

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

'We saw a mouse!'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

"A baseball cap? Seriously? You look ridiculous wearing that underground..."