Mole-catchers Gifts

'Well Tess told me that her husband was able to get perfect reception on their TV.'

Beach con-man.

Silence of the Chickens...

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

A Venus cow trap.

Musical Web

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

The greatest love story ever moled.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

Music Piracy

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Hey, catch me a wave."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

When moles dream...

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

The Saxophonist

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

The fleeting moment

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

'Oh Jerry! Like in that old song, you really caught a falling star for me! This is sooo romantic!'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

'Long time no see.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Mole saving a goal.