Molder Of Minds Gifts

Give your teacher an apple, and appreciation, gratitude, respect.

"Postwar is hell."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

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"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I knew you'd understand."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Analyst and patient

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"Let it out. Let it all out."

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'