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'You've got that dehumidifier on way too high, Dear!'

The Environmentalist

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

TV and cleaner

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Did you order takeout?"

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

Now wash your hands.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.