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'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Please hold my calls."

Ruff! Ruff!

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

Working Together

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

Woman works late.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'The Question'

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

"Baby it's cold outside..."

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

"Who would have guessed forty two years ago, that this would turn into a 15,330 night stand?"

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

'What's wrong with us, Mason? Everyone we know has been divorced at least once but us!'

I'm not listening.

'You've got that dehumidifier on way too high, Dear!'