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'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Leadership suits you

Not much money, glory, or praise

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

I heart my bum.

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"Please hold my calls."

Step out-- speak up

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

Woman works late.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

Man at bank sees sign: Please Do Not Feed The Bankers.

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

'The Question'