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'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Leadership suits you

Not much money, glory, or praise

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"Please hold my calls."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Step out-- speak up

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

Woman works late.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

Man at bank sees sign: Please Do Not Feed The Bankers.

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

'The Question'

"Can't they compromise a bit and offer something like a candy apple?"