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Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Pizza time.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Bird watching in Bolivia

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

Ruff! Ruff!

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"It's only until spring."

"He's got a photographic memory."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

Introvert Career Faire.

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

"It was a long winter."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

A Over Crowded Office.