Concentration Masters T-Shirts

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Yoga with Baby

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

OM, SWEET OM

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'