Medication Masters T-Shirts

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Side Effects

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"The secret to his success? He's diversified."

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

"Don't panic. I'm looking up the side effects."

Ruff! Ruff!

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

'I'll be with you shortly, just keep worrying.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Come over here.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."