Medication Managers T-Shirts

Take Your Pills!

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

Side Effects

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"Don't panic. I'm looking up the side effects."

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

'Nasty growth, eh? I recommend you go into hospitals at once!'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'

'Do you remember when all we had to do was look after people?'