Moisture Control Champion Gifts

'You've got that dehumidifier on way too high, Dear!'

The Environmentalist

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

TV and cleaner

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Did you order takeout?"

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Now wash your hands.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'