Modernity Gifts

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Drive-thru Church

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Wishing Well - Change given.

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

The Selfie

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The Evolution Of Man.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Fur Baby

'Let us pray...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."