Modernisation Critic Pillows

Ticket office modernised

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Tarzan no want computer."

Down With Wikipedia

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

Modern day smoke signals.

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

Shhhh

Van Gogh on Instagram.

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

'Not Indigent. Just can't afford a life coach, job coach & health coach.'

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

'Isn't it terrible how they've gone and ruined everything!'

"Geoffrey refuses to own a mobile because he doesn't want his meta data used against him in a targeted drone strike!"

"You have five million, three thousand, two hundred and thirty two missed calls..."

"Great flash mob, isn't it?"

Obese evolution

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

Before we begin, I'd like to ask that all cell phones be turned off.