Modernisation Critic Mugs

Ticket office modernised

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Down With Wikipedia

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

Modern day smoke signals.

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

Van Gogh on Instagram.

'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

'Not Indigent. Just can't afford a life coach, job coach & health coach.'

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

Obese evolution

"Great flash mob, isn't it?"

'Isn't it terrible how they've gone and ruined everything!'

"Geoffrey refuses to own a mobile because he doesn't want his meta data used against him in a targeted drone strike!"

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

"You have five million, three thousand, two hundred and thirty two missed calls..."

'It's all been digitized and put on DVDs.'