Modern Vs Classic Debate Lover Gifts

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Elfie Stick

Mozart on a computer,

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Digital or analog elevators.

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

American Gothic lol

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"What would Aristotle do?"

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"Form Follow Money."

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'The Ancient Mariner now...'

'You'd better go easy on the porridge for awhile, Goldie -- my parents are getting suspicious.'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

'Have you ever thought of having yourself digitally restored?'

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