Modern Vs Classic Contrast Gifts

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mozart on a computer,

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Pessimists v Optimists.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

The Formal Street Artist

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"Is there anybody there?"

Digital or analog elevators.

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

American Gothic lol

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Enough with the e-readers. Blasphemer! Ooh, I can carry 1,000 books at one time. Ooh, I can download books in an instant. Ohh, I can check out the first chapter without buying. But … But you can't see the cover of the book. There is no cover. So? How can I judge a book reader without seeing their cover?! Fair. Disturbing. But fair.

Snail Air Balloon

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

'Have you ever thought of having yourself digitally restored?'

Facebook

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

Man begging getting pelted with coins.

"Bag of whisper or sackful of shriek?"

Going out of business.